A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,
and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Fred Allen

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Stephen Wright

A consultant is someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is.

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A friend is someone who knows your song
and sings it to you when you have forgotten it.

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

A good guru reminds you, “G.U.R.U.”  ¾  Gee, you are you.

A happy outcome to all things is sure.

A lazy man works the hardest.

A man came to a guru and challenged him,
“I will give you an orange if you can show me where God is.”
The guru answered, “I will give you two oranges if you can show me where God is not.”

A man needs a little madness, or else he never dares cut the rope and be free.

A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one could find fault. 

A person who makes no mistake does not usually make anything.

A saint is a sinner who never gave up.

A thousand half-loves must be forsaken to take one whole heart home.

A visionary thrives in all circumstances

A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

A well-rounded person is pointless.

A yogi in the jungle need not fear. Snakes know heart.

Abolish fear and you can accomplish anything you wish.

Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. 

Adopt the pace of nature:  her secret is patience.

After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning;
it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

All a sane man can ever think about is giving love.

All disease is caused by congestion. All healing is stimulated by circulation.

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware.

All judgments are the tragic expressions of pain and unmet needs

All limits are self-imposed.

All love returns to you. All fear returns to dust.

Emmanuel
(Pat Rodegast)

All love that has not friendship for its base is like a mansion built upon the sand.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

All men should strive to learn before they die,
What they are running from, and to, and why.

James Thurber

All of man’s troubles stem from his inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Pascal

Almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everyone you see, everyone
you talk to. Only a few people are awake and they live in constant total amazement.

From the film,
Joe Versus the Volcano

An insult is a boon to the sage.

Lao Tse

Anyone can argue with your opinions, but no one can argue with your experience.

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Anyone can count the number of seeds in an apple.
Only God can count the number of apples in a seed.

Source Unknown

Anyone who is too busy to pray is too busy.

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Appreciate what you have before asking for more.

Jacquelyn Aldana

Apprentice yourself to nature. Not a day will pass without her opening
a new and wondrous role of experience to learn from and enjoy.

Richard W. Langer